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Autobiography Morrissey
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Read the publicationMy childhood is streets upon streets upon streets upon streets. Streets to define you and streets to confine you, with no sign of motorway, freeway or highway. Somewhere beyond hides the treat of the countryside, for hour-less days when rains and reins lift, permitting us to be amongst people who live surrounded by space and are irked by our faces. Until then we live in forgotten Victorian knife-plunging Manchester, where everything lies wherever it was left over one hundred years ago. The safe streets are dimly lit, the others not lit at all, but both represent a danger that you’re asking for should you find yourself out there once curtains have closed for tea. Past places of dread, we walk in the center of the road, looking up at the torn wallpapers of browny blacks and purples as the mournful remains of derelict shoulder-to-shoulder houses, their safety now replaced by trepidation. Local kids ransack empty houses, and small and wide-eyed, I join them, balancing across exposed beams and racing into wet black cellars; underground cavities where murder and sex and self-destruction seep from cracks of local stone and shifting brickwork where aborted babies foun
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This charmless man: Morrissey's autobiography is Alan Partridge meets Miss Piggy (without the laughs)
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Autobiography
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Amid the brouhaha that greeted the publication of this book, perhaps the sharpest item appeared on the website BuzzFeed.
It was a quiz called ‘Who Said It: Morrissey Or Alan Partridge?’
Here are a few of the questions. Answers at the bottom of the article.
BIG MOUTH STRIKES AGAIN? Morrissey is in love with the sound of his own voice; he prefers blather to truth and a shout to a whisper
1) ‘I walk to the shop every day to buy things that I don’t need, because I want the owner to still feel relied upon, rain or shine.’ Partridge or Morrissey?
2) ‘The human brain comprises 70 per cent water, which means it’s a similar consistency to tofu.’ Partridge or Morrissey?
3) ‘Sadly, I can’t say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place – Hell.’ Partridge or Morrissey?
4) ‘...now I know how Joan of Arc felt.’ Partridge or Morrissey?
5) ‘On the doorstep she asks me whether right or left would be the best direction to find a taxi, and although her best bet would be left, I suggest she turns right. It is churlish of me, but it is she who has set the pace.’ Partr
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Contest: Win a copy walk up to Morrissey’s ‘Autobiography’ — U.S. hardcover edition
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